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Olde Demotivational Poster


IF YOU SEE IT... - You can never UNSEE it.


TAGS: 007 goldeneye n64
Rating: 2.97/5

More motifakes by IDK MY BFF JILL

DillyRat - July 24, 2009, 3:52 am
AAAAAAHH I can't UNSEE it!!!
Sidahan - March 31, 2009, 3:41 pm
@homer: Indeed. some people here seem to suffer from partial blindness or just have bad anatomic knowledge
Suh-weet - November 20, 2008, 1:39 pm
Wow. lmfao!
homer - October 17, 2008, 7:00 am
its his hand on the ppk
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 2:32 am
I'm still laughing even after five minutes! That's the goofiest looking thing in the world!!! Who knew they'd use such weird design?! I'll never see Pierce Brosnan the same way again!


MATH -


TAGS: long equation blindfolded chalkboard commi3
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am
*brittish, stupid autocorrect
the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am
Call it a grittier accent, why not?
Derek - November 28, 2011, 9:10 pm
Didn't teach you Spe = ing


A SERIOUS SCAM -


TAGS: older men scam
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

mariand - December 1, 2011, 12:25 am
hahaha...very funny


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Quit acting like that, you are just older not dead ...




BEAUTY -


TAGS: beer goggles beauty beholder beerholder your mom
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

crankyhead - September 3, 2010, 9:11 am
A Gem.
5150monkeylove - September 2, 2010, 9:34 pm
5 sh**s and shes all good! excellent. 5 sh**s for you too! GeEz, ItSA getnG harb ta speech.


THREE RULES OF GETTING OLDER - Never pass a bathroom, don't waste a hard-on and never trust a fart


TAGS: three rules getting older
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Budog

maoworks2 - April 20, 2012, 12:48 pm
That's For Sure.
Airman - July 22, 2011, 12:56 pm
you may joke, but These are real rules


GOLDEN YEARS - Remember those days when your mom bought you this and you felt badass?


TAGS: crayons golden years
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by JackFace

DreMagnum - May 2, 2010, 1:57 am
yeah thats what happens when you brang thangs places.
JackFace - May 2, 2010, 1:42 am
I used to get all the girl when I brang them to school until 3rd grade when someone stole them
Cubbybear - May 1, 2010, 11:19 pm
That's because gold, copper, bronze & silver crayons are cool


THERE WAS A TIME -




HAIRY POTTER - I'm the prisoner of Azkaban


TAGS: harry potter rofl azkaban voldemort
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by EsbenMunk

Zreiser - April 5, 2011, 7:56 pm
Looking through the older stuff, and this really made me chuckle. It's so lame, but I laughed anyway. Actually laughing = 5L
xXxLadyVoldemortxXx - February 13, 2011, 8:13 pm
lol, thts kewl
Claire - November 21, 2010, 2:49 pm
I do enjoy puns.
WhatTheHellIsAHufflepuff - November 21, 2010, 12:25 pm
he > gary oldman
Reality Lord - November 21, 2010, 11:11 am

cute
Hawamleh - November 21, 2010, 10:09 am
lol


The Olden Days -




BALD EAGLE AT A MILITARY GRAVE YARD -


TAGS: folded flag widow military funeral
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Airman

taxiinthesky - September 1, 2011, 3:44 pm
Eagle guarding eagles....
wicc - August 6, 2011, 2:14 pm
How abut this one: Honor the dead for they'll eternally honor you
Cyberhagen - July 29, 2011, 2:26 pm
Good try though. d*** those things get huge!
Airman - July 27, 2011, 6:55 pm
I really didn't do this picture justice.. sorry all. This is a Bald Eagle that is perched in a military graveyard in Minnesota. I must have made 8 different motifakes trying to do it justice, and I just never got there. I sat on it 3 days.. RATS


SLAP CHOP - The only honorable way to obtain a "Clearance B Keycard".




CHRISTIANITY - Just because your book sold more copies, dosen't mean you have a better villan.


TAGS: voldemort church
Rating: 4.18/5

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DanL21 - June 14, 2011, 7:47 am
Villain* -- Very funny tho


SILENCE IS GOLDEN - So Shut Up And Get Rich




HOLDEN COMMODORE - Spankin' the Falcon since October 1978


TAGS: rags holden commodore v8
Rating: 1.7/5

More motifakes by Rags

Rags - June 4, 2009, 8:55 pm
So how many time did Holden win 3-in-a-row at Bathurst??
BOF - November 22, 2008, 4:00 am
Ford Falcon wins Bathurst 3 years straight, nothing more needs to be said.


LS1 - MAKING OTHERS CLAIM THEY MISSED A GEAR SINCE 98'


TAGS: ls1 holden v8 commodore
Rating: 2.79/5


GOOMBA PIGEONS -


TAGS: fredo you re my older brother and i love you but don t ever take sides with anyone against the family again ever
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by rerun

crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 7:21 pm
Topical and timeless. Love it.


AUSSIE COPS - Do it with style !!


TAGS: aussie cops style van racing ford holden
Rating: 2.5/5

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666 - June 13, 2009, 6:29 am
nice paddy wagon


EXPENDABILITY -




THE MASTER - Lord Voldemort's more vampire brother.




VOLDEMORT - And you think he was a fantasy




IT'S TIME - No one wants to see the day, but we all know it when it comes


TAGS: dog golden retriever luke
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by alanp1

GaryO - September 25, 2012, 3:47 pm
Amen brother


ONE TRICK PONY - But HE thinks it's the GREATEST TRICK EVER!




FRANKSTON - The picture says it all




MEN IN RED - Always die. No matter where they're from.




COUGAR STATUS CONFIRMED - Katy Perry's 03/27/10 tweet: "also heard Justin Bieber gonna b here 2night, can't wait to tap that." He's 16. She's 25.


TAGS: courgar katy perry justin bieber se******* older woman
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by suenero

Da5id - January 25, 2013, 2:10 am
5L to thecrotchetyoldcynic! Best caption.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 14, 2012, 7:46 pm
So this was the inspiration for that song, "[she] kissed a girl and [she] liked it." Lol!


CAUTION - Hot beverages are very hot and may contain small dogs.


TAGS: dog holder
Rating: 2.79/5

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spacedog - December 17, 2009, 11:21 pm
Bloody drive-thru. I asked for BLACK coffee.


GOLDEN ARCHES - Within the fortress of the Golden Arches, even magic can not protect thee from the evil curse it casts.




Lonely? -


TAGS: canoe golden sunrise
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - December 30, 2014, 8:20 am
Thanks, Missy. Peace be with you.
MissPriss - December 30, 2014, 12:59 am
5L...did me proud!
Thedge - December 27, 2014, 10:32 pm
Canoes. They will take you to spiritual places. Glad you liked the thought.
GaryO - December 27, 2014, 9:38 pm
5av'd. Really good'n


FOOLS FOOL THEMSELVES -


TAGS: fool yourself calendar older worth
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Greeny

SteveFurlong - April 1, 2012, 3:24 pm
I have the weirdest bon**... But now that I'm older I can't hit the orchid anymore.
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 9:27 am
I wonder why I like this so. Maybe it’s the obvious words, or just maybe it’s the not so little things like making a coarse plaque from the bark of the tree to display the verbiage, or maybe it that %$#& huge a55 palate that you draw from…..


DID YOU KNOW - Okinawa Island is also where approximately 450 young men live in fear for their lives everyday.


TAGS: japan age oldest women men
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 19, 2012, 12:54 am
Well that deserves a huge thank you! Your hoo-hoo tells me that I finally made a truly demotivational poster!!
SteveFurlong - June 18, 2012, 10:19 pm
5L for being so disturbing and demotivating that my hoo-hoo is now in hiding.


CHEEZ IT, IT'S THE COPS -




THE END -


TAGS: the end golden gate bridge
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by LeightonESmith

LeightonESmith69 - September 3, 2011, 8:01 pm
i love this pic its a special ph**ographic light exposure treatment
Greeny - July 10, 2011, 6:19 am
an OK moment in the middle would be nice - 5


GOLDEN YEARS -


TAGS: golden years assignment wait click off ok please continue with your inane conversation
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by pieman

agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 12:56 pm
2 fer 2 on the golden! 5L


BIFROST BRIDGE -




IT'S A LAZY WORLD -


TAGS: coffee cupholder packing ***e dashboard
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by sickartist

agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 6:58 pm
Great caption.
phydeaux - February 9, 2010, 8:35 pm
I see the beauty of the design...and it's brilliant! 5L to you sir!


GOLDEN SHOWERS -


TAGS: golden shower fireworks burning
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by sickartist

agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 8:51 pm
Yes! But, at that point... what with dead nerve endings and all. At least you didn't use the "stung by a jellyfish" excuse in the restroom at a seafood restaurant.
MrRandom - December 17, 2009, 8:50 pm
Yes, I'm sure thats your reason.
GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 8:48 pm
she had to piss on me to put the fire out!!!
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 8:46 pm
Not as fun as I'd been led to believe.
GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 8:41 pm
Burns hell!! it leaves blisters!! 5 Black Cats


BLOVIATING -


TAGS: older dudes
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - May 5, 2009, 1:29 am
Thanks AR, but I have an idea for a forum thread: "Alternate Endings". Post other versions of stuff you've sent in already. Most of us feel stupid using the same pic more than once, so show us the other drafts. Or fix something flawed.
Arrogant Knight - May 5, 2009, 1:21 am
I liked the other one better. The Lando Calrission reference was priceless. That being said, this one's still great. 5 lions.


THE AUSSIE V8 - Fryin' tyres since 1969


TAGS: rags holden commodore aussie v8 5 litre 304 308
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by Rags

Sparepartssamson - August 3, 2009, 11:28 pm
not a ford person? despite the engine having a HSV tag on it? try acctually looking at the picture before commenting brother. ps EVO's for the win!
BoneCD - April 13, 2009, 7:27 pm
Been a Ford man my whole life (other than 2 Audi's, 1 I still have) and d*** proud of it!!!
Arrogant Knight - April 13, 2009, 2:53 pm
No one cares about Fords. NO ONE!
V8Muscle - April 13, 2009, 2:50 pm
http://www.fpv.com.au America...your doing it wrong


SILLENCE IS GOLDEN -


TAGS: silence golden saying
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by THEBRAT

maoworks2 - February 12, 2012, 8:25 am
Yes Hear Hear !


SELF CONSCIOUSNESS -




MCDUMPSTER -


TAGS: mcdonalds slogans ads golden arches tth homeless
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

TheTrashHeap - October 4, 2010, 1:42 pm
To clarify this one, there are 10 McDonald's slogans in this poster ranging over 50 yrs.


BEAUTY -


TAGS: guess who poster i d do her before and after notthat i m a standard beauty is in the eye of the beholder hammy eye of the beholder
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2010, 11:58 am
Agreed! We've had enough fake women .....
mikieelmo - November 6, 2010, 11:49 am
she is h** with our without makeup
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 10:50 pm
haters going to hait=2imit=235
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:22 pm
Wise Man To Quote such A Wise Man. ( and I know...It still Bugs Me though..)
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 9:17 pm
~mark twain, and they are out there. care about the comments from the regs not the votes.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:01 pm
That is One Deep Trap :D And Someone Just Bombed My a** :
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 8:58 pm
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:40 pm
I'm Sure You can hehe
GreyScorpion - November 5, 2010, 8:39 pm
more like in the hand of the Beerholder..I can drink 'em pretty...
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:38 pm
You Like em Natural Eh :D (f***ed Up Tags FTW !)
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 8:33 pm
I'd take the one on the right.


An only son, a folded flag -


TAGS: six word stories miss son folded flag
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - August 6, 2014, 7:17 am
But, but I've been making a poster everyday for the last few days now...
MissPriss - August 6, 2014, 1:57 am
Typical slick rick...rarely throws a poster out here and d***ed if it isn't always 5L material.
Greybeard - August 6, 2014, 12:06 am
Simply awesome. I wish I could give 10Ls. Fav'd
GaryO - August 5, 2014, 8:29 pm
Ohhhhhh, ‘flaaaag’. Heh, thought it was ‘an oily son of old dead fag’…wunner where those reading glasses are…


Better Silent & Thought a Fool -




Cougars -


TAGS: secrets older women cou***s age
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 8, 2013, 11:45 pm
Ahhh curly. Don't think of it as hitting but rather enriching the young chicks...teehee.
curlyrocks - November 7, 2013, 10:35 pm
Stupid turning 30, ain't no cou*** gonna make me her boy toy now. Time to grow up and be the creepy guy who hits on young chicks I guess.


ingenious innovations -




QUALIFICATIONS -




He said, she said! -


TAGS: silence is golden
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by demon001

MissPriss - July 17, 2014, 4:49 pm
Been there done that extremely recently...wasn't too bad until I called them phuknuts. Too bad I never got a 5L t-shirt to put in my scrapbook.


The Name Of The Game -




DIGNITY -




RULE IS GOLD. -


TAGS: golden rule 2012
Rating: 4.37/5

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dy2012 - April 18, 2012, 2:46 pm
hehe thanks guys
Chrysophase2003 - April 18, 2012, 2:29 pm
When the time comes, Dad is going into an abusive nursing home.
spypengen - April 17, 2012, 8:34 pm
agreed and 5L for the truthfulness(I'm a terible speller)
Reality Lord - April 17, 2012, 1:26 pm

very nice


GOLDEN YEARS - For David Bowie It's not just a song title It's his very definition


TAGS: golden years bowie stephen king
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Zed

Bartimaeus - May 1, 2010, 10:14 am
Long live David Bowie! 5/5 for you, astronaut.


THEM GOOD OLD DAYS - They'll never come again




AUNT ZELDA - She'll put a spell on you. If you're really lucky.




THIRSTY? -


TAGS: september challenge this milk is colder than a witches t**** in a brass bra
Rating: 3.66/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Immortal_Anarchist - December 9, 2009, 10:13 am
I love the reaction of the mother. Priceless. 5 of those things that roar and eat others young.
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 11:52 am
That's not just ANY nipple - it's artwork...I mean, it's clearly a bust... ;-)
culos - September 3, 2009, 10:05 am
I'm surprised this one was accepted. When I submit a poster depicting a nipple being sucked it's got to be moved to Naughtyfake.....
motifake - September 3, 2009, 9:59 am

That child is a traitor! LOL - 5L


THATONECHICK -


TAGS: shes golden
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 6:39 pm
Nothing wrong with a Golden Shower every now and then...
thatonechick - December 31, 2009, 2:00 pm
Ewwwwww... You're mean! :(
Fatt Matt - December 31, 2009, 1:52 pm
As long as she's not a golden shower...
thatonechick - December 31, 2009, 1:15 pm
WOOT! I lurve Bond.
GreyScorpion - December 31, 2009, 1:13 pm
promo sh**
thatonechick - December 31, 2009, 1:12 pm
Is that from Goldfinger?


THANKS DAD - For not deleting your history folder.


TAGS: thanks dad for not deleting your history folder
Rating: 3.28/5

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agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 1:48 pm
LOL


IMAGINATION -




THE START OF IT ALL -


TAGS: **** older woman courgar se******* teenage boy
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by suenero

suenero - May 29, 2010, 1:30 pm
I think you mean "Almost Strangers". I looked it up on Amazon.com. Sounds good.
spacedog - May 28, 2010, 8:27 pm
*didn't* -doh!
spacedog - May 28, 2010, 8:25 pm
Had to Go*gle that one Aggy. I did know it was anything other than a bad sitcom.
agdaniele - May 28, 2010, 8:14 pm
And we're not going to credit Perfect Strangers?
spacedog - May 28, 2010, 8:11 pm
Coincidentally, Harold and Maude came out the same year.


BEAUTY - Its in the eye of the beholder




WHY DO I POST PICTURES OF WOMEN... - 20 years younger than me??? well here's 20 years older...how do ya like me now!




SMOKING - to avoid death, don't smoke the whole thing


TAGS: c usersyuriydesktopmine new folder 3 hjgjhgjhbkhjk jpg
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by Vitek

Derek - November 19, 2009, 1:13 am
Even better, don't light it - lasts for ages!


YE OLDE PHOTOSHOPPE - Wanna fill an empty street with a million cars? Use photoshop!


TAGS: ph**oshop olde
Rating: 2.24/5

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Truth - December 19, 2008, 10:01 pm
Next time, use a tank.
Overlord Douchebag - October 26, 2008, 3:33 pm
I had to deal with that once. The experience made me give real thought to rocket launcher attachments to vehicles.
Porcelina - October 26, 2008, 3:21 pm
Or come over to Chicago and see what we deal with at 5 pm


ATHEISM A DIVINE CREATION REQUIRES A DIVINE CREATOR -


TAGS: nicole kidman atheism golden compass
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by stonetree

LogicDude - February 1, 2010, 8:34 am
No Sean, she was Tom Cruise's monkey.
Sean - January 31, 2010, 12:28 am
Hey look. It's Patricia's monkey.
Derek - January 31, 2010, 12:22 am
A perfect example of the problem with T-shirt philosophy


JOB INTERVIEWS -




BEHOLDER -




DESTINY -




tick tick tick tick BOOM -


TAGS: august 17th calendar theme ye olde doomsday clock
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - August 17, 2017, 4:41 am
I don't know why I didn't think of this sooner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qbRHY1l0vc


Accurate Prediction -




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